The Wh0remonger’s H0me C0mpani0n

I would like to present my latest bestseller. Ok, my latest eBook then. Inside you’ll find assorted opinions, tips, observations and information for those interested in ‘the hobby,’ from those who haven’t yet dipped their ‘toe’ in the water to grizzled veterans. I would fall into the latter category, and even though I dole out […]

Avoiding Rookie Mistakes

Once in a while I will encounter a guy who stumbles upon this site but is unaware of the ‘other’ sites that deal with the Costa Rica ‘scene’ for men in search of female company. I will get an email asking for advice about something that I thought was common knowledge, or an email from […]

It Could Have Been You

Or not. You be the judge. A guy I know decided to grab a quick lunchtime ‘massage’ at a local place down in Barrio Lujan. He picked a girl for his ‘massage’ and went back to the room with her. The girl was taking a quick shower and he was sitting on the bed with […]

No Money? No Honey!

I have to remind myself that just because I’ve heard something a thousand times, the same tired cliche may come as a revelation to some newbie. So let’s talk about the venerable wisdom of ‘No money, no honey.’ There are exceptions to this rule. If you are the right age, good looking, and not a […]

The Save a Ho Girlfriend Trap

This trap is an ugly one. Let me say that I know plenty of working girls down here and SOME of them are as sweet as pie and honest as the day is long. Having said that, you are MUCH more likely to meet somebody who will play you for as big a sucker as […]

Zombie Marriages

There’s a saying/joke that goes something like: If you put a quarter in a jar every time you have sex before you get married, and take a quarter OUT every time you have sex AFTER you get married, you will NEVER run out of quarters. I never married but I have heard enough complaining from […]

Thomas Meets Real Life Clueless Clyde

The leading man in the “Clueless Clyde” trilogy is fictional. I have to repeat this once in a while because I get folks who are SURE the book is just disguised autobiography. Well… IT IS NOT! I drew mostly on stories I heard from others, though there are a few things that came from personal […]

Listen to a FREE sample of “Dances…. etc.”

Into Audio Books? Youtube sample chapter from “Dances with Prostitutes Costa Rica Style” Available at I spent many a night waiting for quiet spots between passing motorcycles and garbage trucks to record this thing, then spend hours editing out (virtually) all my f-ups to come up with a three hour audio book. One thing […]