Dances with Prostitutes Costa Rica Style

First of all, I want to thank everyone who purchased either or both of my eBooks, “Clueless Clyde in Costa Rica” and the sequel, “Clueless Clyde in Costa Rica – Clyde Heads South.”

As if TWO eBooks weren’t enough, I have just published “Dances with Prostitutes Costa Rica Style,” which is more or less my own personal memoir of my adventures and misadventures in Costa Rica. Unlike the “Clueless Clyde” series, “Dances with Prostitutes” is not fiction.

Although it is autobiographical, it is not an autobiography. Nobody wants to hear about my childhood or first car or any of that nonsense. The book is also NOT an attempt to tell EVERYTHING that I remember since moving to Costa Rica. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to hear about the first time I tasted gallo pinto. I’d rather forget about that myself.

What the book IS, is the story of my life here as a monger. I could have called the book “The Education of a Monger” but I thought “Dances with Prostitutes” was catchier. But don’t let the title fool you, the book isn’t about me trying to learn Salsa, Meringue, Bachata or Cumbia. The dances are more of the horizontal kind.

So, thanks for your support and I hope you will enjoy my latest offering.

Monger on, brothers!


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  1. I can recommend Dances with Prostitutes wholeheartedly. No one has the Costa Rican scene and the little ‘darlings’ down pat as Tom.