Frequently Asked Questions

There are certain questions that arise again and again, such as:

Where is the best place to stay?
How much do the girls cost?
Where are the best looking girls?
Where can I find non-professionals?
Is San Jose safe?
Do I need to speak Spanish?
Where can I find Asian girls?
Will the girls do x, y, or z?
Which is better, San Jose or Jaco?
Can I find a girlfriend/wife and bring her back to the States?
Is XYZ dating site any good?
Is ZYX escort service any good?

There are all these and more that I can’t think of at the moment, but these should do for starters.

Where is the best place to stay?

There are a ton of hotels to choose from. Prices and accommodations vary from scary expensive to just plain scary. Most guys want a safe, clean, reasonably modern hotel where they will be allowed to bring back a girl for an hour or all night of fun. Most prefer a hotel reasonably close to the action. Some of the most popular options would include the Del Rey, the Morazan, Sportsmens Lodge, the Castillo, the Amistad, and the Dunn Inn. Hotels that discourage/prohibit ‘guests’ would include the Gran Hotel de Costa Rica, the Balmoral, the Aurola Holiday Inn, the Presidente and the Sleep Inn. There are plenty of other options but the list is far too long to mention.

How much do the girls cost?

The ‘average’ price is probably around $70 for a hour with a Del Rey girl, with most starting negotiations at $100 and a few even higher. Some won’t budge from their asking price and others can be talked into accepting $40 or even less on occasion. As mentioned in a previous post, prices are generally cheaper in the massage places and the even the non-clip-joint night clubs. These are also mentioned in the previous post mentioned above.

Where are the best looking (working) girls?

In my opinion, the best looking girls work the Del Rey, the Sportsmens and the Key Largo. There are some very nice looking girls at the night clubs too. This topic also covered in the above mentioned post.

Where can I find non-professionals?

Non-pros are everywhere. Women are generally easier to approach in Costa Rica than the USA. Your chances of success and the best places to go depend on who you are and whom you are looking for. If you are young you can go to El Pueblo or any dance club or even shopping malls and try your luck. If you are my age, you can go to other dance clubs or use some of the social networking sites to meet women. If you are my age and want to meet pretty young girls who will have sex with you, better count on paying something, by the hour or over the long haul.

Is San Jose safe?

It’s safe enough if you use common sense. Don’t wander around drunk. Don’t wander around at night (after 7 or 8pm). Don’t carry more money than you need or wear/carry jewelry or other items that appeal to thieves. Carry your wallet in your FRONT pocket. Make a copy of your passport (both your photo page and your entry stamp page) and carry that with you instead of carrying your passport around (assuming you have a safe hotel or a hotel safe to keep it in).

Do I need to speak Spanish?

Need to? No. Will it improve your enjoyment and options? Yes.

Where can I find Asian girls?

There are Asians in Costa Rica but you are not likely to find any working in the massage joints or bars. You’ll find plenty in the Chinese restaurants and Chinese owned businesses, but you won’t have better luck with them than the ones working at the Chinese restaurants in your home town. If you want Asians, Costa Rica isn’t the place.

Will the girls do x, y, or z?

There are girls who will probably do almost anything, but if you want to know if every girl will do everything you want, the answer is no. There are some girls who have more rules than the NFL and others are more like UFC. Most are in between somewhere. Strangely, the higher their asking price, the more likely you’ll run into a lot of rules.

Which is better, San Jose or Jaco?

I don’t like Jaco, but other guys do. It’s hot and humid but it’s on ‘the beach.’ Prices are somewhat higher but it’s ‘on the beach.’ Selection and options are fewer, but it’s on the beach. Did I mention it is on the beach?

Can I find a girlfriend/wife and bring her back to the States?

It’s been done before, but it’s a long shot that you will be able to successfully pull it off, and an even longer shot that it’ll work out happily. Getting a tourist visa for a Costa Rican (or other Latina) is not something the US Government likes to do, and you will be at the mercy of a clerk in the US Embassy whose first impulse is simply to say no. There is pretty much no appeal process. You can go the K1 visa route, but do your homework first.

Can’t I just marry her in Costa Rica and bring her back to the States as my wife?

Yes, if you are willing to wait a couple of years to get her visa processed.

Is XYZ dating site any good?

Many of the sites are overpriced, in my opinion. I think that most feature real girls who are relatively sincere about wanting to meet somebody, but the whole mail order bride bit is fraught with peril. If you really think you can find a soul mate by browsing pictures and tiny bios online, you probably won’t listen to anything I say anyway.

Is ZYX escort service any good?

These services are expensive and you can’t be sure you’ll get who you ask for. I recommend you just go to one of the pick up bars mentioned above and find somebody who’ll be willing to spend X amount of time with you. But if you are the obsessive type and want to arrange something ahead of time, I can’t stop you. Just be aware that you may not get what you think you are paying for.

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Comments

  1. I have years of experience in Costa Rica and I agree with virtually every thing Thomas has written above

  2. With less than "months" experience in Costa Rica, Thomas expresses, in abundance, "common sense!" I have enjoyed reading, (and even living), his missives. As a former pilot for a major US commercial air carrier, the world can be your oyster, with Thomas sharing his truthfully as I have read, seen, and experienced. Thank you Thomas for sharing and allowing me to bennefit more fully the fondest of one's appreciations!

  3. Alanzo Quest agrees