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Magdalena – A Prostitute’s Life in Costa Rica

I have FINALLY finished my “Great Costa Rican Novel” after years of struggle, and it is now available in both eBook and hardcopy editions from Amazon. Magdalena – A Prostitute’s Life in Costa … [Read More...]


The Battle of the Lap Dances

It was just this Saturday night that I was out with a friend from Florida who is a frequent visitor to Costa Rica. The night started out rather strangely. We arranged to meet at a local, low end bar/brothel. Before even entering, we saw a crudely made sign on the wall that said "No gringos. Solo gringos locos." My rough translation left me in some doubt … [Read More...]


An Embarrassment of Riches

Before I moved to Costa Rica, I don't think I could have imagined becoming as blase about having sex available any time I wanted it from more women than I could count, but after nine plus years, I now take for granted this very fact. It takes a trip to somewhere like the Del Rey Hotel to remind me that there are those who spend nearly all their lives … [Read More...]

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The Model for Magdalena

I know my readers, and they are HOPING that I have the telephone number or email address for the model on the book's cover. Well, sorry to disappoint, but I don't. Instead, I'm going to talk about the real-life person whose life provided the bulk of the material for "Magdalena - A Prostitute's Life in Costa Rica." I did my best in the book to present the … [Read More...]


Thomas Meets Real Life Clueless Clyde

The leading man in the "Clueless Clyde" trilogy is fictional. I have to repeat this once in a while because I get folks who are SURE the book is just disguised autobiography. Well... IT IS NOT! I drew mostly on stories I heard from others, though there are a few things that came from personal experience. But I will repeat one more time: I am not Clyde! … [Read More...]


The MP Go-Round (massage parlor)

This could mean two things. The first is where one of us goes to some massage parlor, doesn't see his heart's desire, and moves on to check out another place. Or two... rinse and repeat. Then there is the merry go-round that the chicas do, which, more often than not, is the cause of the first (monger) MP go-round. Relative newcomers as well as some … [Read More...]


The First Trip Experience

Everyone reading this is either contemplating his first visit or remembers his first visit. Before the first visit, the questions and imaginings run wild. I myself had images in my mind that were very little like what I actually found once my sandals hit the pavement. I did quite a bit of reading and research, more than most visitors I have met since, … [Read More...]

Listen to a FREE sample of “Dances…. etc.”

Into Audio Books? Youtube sample chapter from "Dances with Prostitutes Costa Rica Style" Available at I spent many a night waiting for quiet spots between passing motorcycles and garbage trucks to record this thing, then spend hours editing out (virtually) all my f-ups to come up with a three hour audio book. One thing I can say for certain is … [Read More...]


The Real “Magdalena”

Thanks to everyone who has bought a copy of "Magdalena - A Prostitute's Life in Costa Rica." Some people have asked me a few questions about the book so I thought I would do what I could to answer them here. Probably the first question people ask is "Is there a 'real' Magdalena?" The answer is a definite "sort of." There was one chica whom I interviewed … [Read More...]