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MORE Dances with Prostitutes

What have I been up to lately? Why, writing another book, that's what! As you undoubtedly gathered from the title, the new book is similar to "Dances with Prostitutes - Costa Rica Style." Ther are … [Read More...]

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Boots on the Ground Report

I need to get out more! That's the biggest conclusion I take away from an extensive tour I did for a newcomer to San Jose. There were a couple of very pleasant surprises and I got some much-needed exercise. We started out on a Saturday night. My "client" met me in the hobby of the Del Rey Hotel. He was staying close by and had already employed one of the … [Read More...]


The Chica Checklist

I got this list from a friend who titled it "Chica 101." I have modified it only slightly to suite my "style," such as it is. • Always have a plentiful supply of relatives who could be sick This serves a dual purpose. It will give the chica reasons/excuses for lateness, no shows and leaving early. But most of all, reasons to ask for money. This item is … [Read More...]


Rediscovering Costa Rica

"Going in and out of style, but guaranteed to raise a smile..." True of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and true of Costa Rica. Costa Rica has no monopoly on great places to vacation or even live, but the country has plenty to offer, its own unique combination of charms, so to speak, a combination hard to find elsewhere. To mention a few alternate … [Read More...]


The Impossible Dream

I use the word "dream" loosely here. I'm not talking about what happens while we're sleeping, but about the "dream" life most of us have in our heads. Not technically a dream but more an idealized life, ambition or whatnot. I think everybody has them, though I haven't asked everybody yet. In my younger days, my dream was to be a very successful … [Read More...]


Yes, I Was an Idiot!

True confessions time. But first, a video. Alright, now for some embarrassing truth. Many years ago, at least 5, probably more, I met Giorgina. She had a pretty face and a bounteous chest. We went through the usual routine of a pay for play date, and we saw a fair amount of each other for a week or two. I finally had to back off because she kept … [Read More...]


Men About Town

A friend came into town last weekend and as usual we got together for a little tour. Some guys head right for the Del Rey when they get here. Others head for Sportsmen's or Zona 2. My friend heads for Calle 6. Now, if you don't know about Calle 6, I suppose I should give a short explanation. If you were to start at Parque Central, you would walk 3 blocks … [Read More...]


San Jose Slice of life

I was sitting at home, thinking about what I’d eat for dinner when I got a call from an amiga who is a semi-retired hooker. She’s a lot of fun to hang out with, and we decided to go have a cheap meal then a few beers. She met me outside a hamburger joint and we had something to eat while she filled me in on some of the latest gossip. Her girlfriend had to … [Read More...]

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Promises, Promises!

I was out on a Friday night recently, in the Gulch but not the Del Rey or Key Largo, and after spending a fair number of hours consuming beer and socializing, I found myself sitting alone and into the bar walked a working girl. That's certainly not news, and really there was nothing noteworthy about the lady in question other than her nice rack, showcased … [Read More...]